March 25, 2008

Red Sox-A’s Live Blog?

5:30 a.m.: Why… did… alarm go off… so… early? What’s going on? Fire drill? Is there… fire?

5:38 a.m.: Alarm… again. Is… this… dream? Night… mare?

5:45 a.m.: Red Sox-A’s game… at 6 a.m.? I can haz cawfee?

5:50 a.m.: Can’t… feel… face. What time is it? Did I just put… coffee grounds in my mug? Crap.

5:53 a.m.: Sleepy. Back to bed. Turn TV on. Don’t spill coffee on bed.

6:02 a.m.: Isn’t Joe Blanton on… one of… fantasy teams? Did… I… remember… start? Youkilis, too.

6:18 a.m.: Alarm… go off? What happen? Oh… Gary Thorne voice. Loud. A’s home run. Mark Ellis.

6:19 a.m.: “Sayonara.” How long… for Thorne… to think… that one?

6:20 a.m.: My… home run call… would be… “Banzai!” Heh. Sleep.

6:25 a.m.: Awake… ? Or sleepy? Did… Dice-K just throw behind Jack Cust? Is… this… dream?

6:28 a.m.: This… why DVR invented. これをねじで締めなさい, as Japanese say.

6:30 a.m.: Wake me up… before… go-go, Dice… K.

1 Comment(s)

  1. Kurt | Mar 25, 2008 | Reply

    OH GOD!

    Hilarious.

    I thought about trying to watch the game and figured it would make the rest of my workday feel like I was dragging 500 pounds of sand behind my ass, so I passed. Woke up for the 10th inning.

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